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I didn't hear anything about killing illegals, or civil war. Why did you make such a colossal leap of opinion? Trying to get more people to click on the story?

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Hi Bob, welcome to Current Revolt. Glad to have you here! Sometimes we write satire. Sometimes it's very obvious, sometimes it's not. It seems like the funny memes and cartoon pics and random zoom-ins and edits on the video weren't enough to clarify that this article was satire. But just letting you know that officially this article is satire. Have a good day!

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The killer alligators look promising tho

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Feb 28, 2023Liked by Tommy Oliver

I am sure you must be doing a Babylon Bee article. Look at phelan "smile" and you know that he is Slimy as they come. Listen to him talk and he is a Texas size Liar--The perfect Snake Oil Salesman---so no way do I think you are standing alone side this creature. Like the rest of the Big Three or for that matter most of those in Austin never give a second thought to any of us average Texans. This governor has ProMiseD since he was AG to secure the Southern Border. I have family that have been butchered on their land--in their home--you see that this administration wants to charge Americans with murder for defending their family or their land These border crashers have more rights that the citizens of this state-of this nation*Phelan doesn't talk about securing the border and now that Mexico has changed their laws that they will not keep any of the people pouring into their land*I 100% believe Texas needs to leave this United States*too far gone for a COS**Texas economy is something like 6th in the world*Countries want to do business with Texas--once you leave this country there are only 2 states that the world recognize--Texas and ca. The US needs us more than we need them. Come back over to the truth side don't be a Bee! But a good article when it makes people think...

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Yes, we be doin' a Bee. We've been writing satire mixed in our news since 2020. It's nice to have a small laugh in between the news of the destruction of our state and culture. We've written infinite articles on Phelan's weak leadership, we agree on all your points!

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Sadly, Phelan like his other globalist counter parts support illegal immigration. The very thought of defending our borders is anathema to them. Truth is, we allow more LEGAL immigration (to our own detriment) than any country in the world. In fact, we should authorize all Texas landowners to defend their land by any means necessary up to and including killing invaders. There should be no inquiry into the deaths of illegal aliens killed on American soil. We should notify the entire world that all trespassers will be shot. If you wish to come here then do so legally. These are simple common sense measures that would solve the problem overnight.

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Dade Phelan's continued practice of appointing Democrat Chairs to House committees overrides his rhetoric to news media about securing the border. His planned agenda (from his recent speech) is to pass 2 Democrat sponsored and 2 Republican sponsored bills. PROBLEM: Neither is part of the conservative platform of wish list. He needs to stand up for conservatism and forget his Liberal family history and his Democrat cronies.

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Mar 1, 2023·edited Mar 1, 2023Author

Really? Everyone I know can’t stop talking about internet privacy. Its just so huge. It’s the biggest issue in the world right now—this is what many people are saying.

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Feb 28, 2023Liked by Current Revolt

I wasn't sure until the very end where this was going. Kudos

I really wish these morons would just say what needs to be said. Why does every politician best around the bush? Why does almost no one talk straight?

Bastards.

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Feb 28, 2023Liked by Current Revolt, Tommy Oliver

I prefer the land mine solution altho a down side would be it would kill migrating animals. An Isreali style border fence is what is needed, Maybe we should hire the Israelis to build it and police it since many of our border agents are compromised.

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We could do a draft but only conscript Jewish Texans and partner with Israel to arm them so they can secure our border once and for all just like our ally Israel.

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There ya go. Solution oriented is what I love. :>)

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