Dan Patrick Speaks on The Mexican Rapist Crisis

Murderers, Molesters, Rapists—Oh My!

“Who’s doing the raping?”

Donald J. Trump

The Rape Crisis, a sub-crisis of the Constitutional Crisis emerging from President Biden’s Border Crisis (spin-offs of the Floaties and Razor Wire Crisis Trilogy) is finally getting the attention it deserves.

The leader of the conservative boomers is back in the news, valiantly standing up for Republican values in a viral video. Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, who many people see as the most consistently conservative lawmaker in Texas, has triggered the libs and is currently drinking Beto tears after a viral video shows Patrick responding to criticism from a few Invasion Deniers.

Isn’t this how normal people are talking about the border situation? 27 seconds)

Patrick believes that turning Texas into a destination for international molesters is not the kind of “progress” we want for Texas. Seems reasonable to me.

Could Patrick’s common sense approach be a new, unofficial party platform for the GOP? Rather than a list of enumerated rights or a framework of core policies, a new conservative movement could focus on personal preferences— in other words, things I would “just rather not deal with.”

I’d rather not deal with:

• Murderers

• Molesters

I also somewhat prefer less:

• Terrorism

• Raping

I strongly prefer limiting the following:

• Gang members

• Drug dealers

• Carjackers

• Kidnappers

Democrats love molesters, such as Joe Biden,  who is on camera molesting many children, even smelling and kissing them.

Joe Biden has threatened to limit natural gas export permits outside of law—a form a siege warfare against Texas—while simultaneously increasing imports of rapists and child molesters via the open border.