Gay Gas!™

These cars aren’t gonna fill themselves

Big Oil is launching a new product to fix Texas’ problems… Gay Gas!™

Pride month did not go as expected for diddlers across Texas. This summer has been a disaster for the LGBTQ+ agenda as they were exposed in their efforts to diddle kids. Turns out gays aren’t like they’re portrayed on TV. Their desires are much, much darker.

Combined with exorbitant gas prices caused by President Brandon’s war on the Permian Basin. Many Texans are waking up and realizing that their leaders may not have their best interests at heart. But don’t worry, Big Oil has a solution to both problems. Introducing Gay Gas!™

Gay Gas!™ is just like regular gas, except gayer!

Look out for this rainbow concoction at your local gas stations. Gay Gas!™ is not just for older cars, but for those brand new cars too. Once your automobile is forced to try Gay Gas!™ it won’t want anything else.

For every gallon of Gay Gas!™ sold, 30¢ goes to treat the numerous and varying diseases that uniquely affect the gay community (Including the newest addition, Monkeypox).

Additionally, it comes with a fun new way to fill up your car. You stick the nozzle in your car's tailpipe and let ‘er rip!

Author’s note: Please don’t believe the misinformation that tailpipes are for exhaust only. This is a myth. Automobiles from many cultures and periods have filled their tanks through the tailpipe.