JUST GETS WORSE: Mystery “Prayer” at RNC, Botched National Anthem in Arlington

Buzzkill.

It’s been a rough week.

They shot ol’ boy. But he aite.

American politics is truly worse than ever. I don’t really encourage anyone to get involved, but if you do, understand you are looking at only two possible experiences: Awkward and Awesome.

We saw something Awesome and manly and epic on Saturday. We all know the pics I’m talking about. Those things inspire—they are “awe-inspiring.”

However, footage from floor of the Texas section at the Republican National Convention shows that all good things must end with cringe.

Is the point of America to feel awkward?

That’s the Democrat plan, or so I thought.

But leave it to President Trump to take an Awkward situation and turn it Awesome. I’ve been saying for years that if we want to stop having our President get shot in the head, then maybe we need to stop making America Awkward and make it Awesome again.

Unfortunately, Texas wasn’t helping Trump’s Awesome agenda on Monday night.

We banned abortion in Texas, but somehow this performance of the National Anthem at the Home Run Derby slipped through the cracks.

The anthem done right: