Across Texas, right-wingers are taking a victory lap after the news broke that the latest House Resolution about gay sex has been withdrawn.
Is this a win? You bet.
Of course the bar is extraordinarily low for getting a win, but this is definitely a win.
After many prominent House Republicans threatened to vote “No” on a resolution package, due to one HR 85 congratulating LGBT activists on conquering America, the author of the resolution has withdrawn it from consideration!
All the top-G’s in the GOP threatened to go nuclear over the new LGBT+P thing in the form of an ultimatum— remove the gay sex or nobody was getting congratulated.
Brian Harrison said it was “political” in nature.
Seems like it was “sexual” in nature, actually.
Before it was revealed the resolution was being withdrawn, we mentioned an old skeleton in Dade Phelan’s closet. A skeleton comprised of just one bone, a bone inside the mouth - if you catch my drift.
He doesn’t seem to be neutral on this issue. It is time for Phelan to step down as Speaker so we can get more center-right representation instead of the current “corporatism and kink“ camapign-mailer conservatism.
Yikes! c’mon Texas.
Why couldn't one of the reps just tweet "this resolution is too gay"? Chad moment lost.
Hey gays, I heard California is nice. 👋