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George Pee Bush Starts New PAC
The early 2000s are dead; Get over it!
Recently, the infamous George P(urge the Alamo) Bush released a statement announcing the creation of a new PAC (as if there aren’t plenty.) After getting stopped (barely) from enacting a globalist plot to destroy the Alamo Cenotaph, he thinks he’s got a political future. His statement lacks substance, mostly just about “trust,” low taxes and regulations, big government, and boilerplate stuff only donors and Libertarians are aroused by. Overall, he made Charlie Brown’s teacher look like a charismatic heartthrob.
Towards the end, he pleaded for people to watch his interview with Brian Kilmeade on FOX (which nobody watches since Tucker Carlson got fired for speaking while Christian.) Needless to say, “please clap.”
After enough Bourbon to get a hippo hungover, we developed the wherewithal to visit his lazily-created website. Withstanding much gibbering about “muh big government,” Bush got to the point and discussed plans to influence the federal government, before begging for more money. While no one outside Texas, particularly the Austin monkeypox cabal and border counties, cares about the Bushes (if they remember them), George Pee is delusional enough to think he possesses federal potential.
Is he running for President in 2024, or will he challenge Ted Cruz for his Senate seat? Nonetheless, Pee Bush is the epitome of idiotic. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who’s only known for attempts to desecrate the Alamo, and getting curb-stomped by Attorney General Ken Paxton; even with Democrats pledging to cross-vote for him in the GOP primary, he still got crushed.
Keeping with Leftist style, Bush is also notable for immediately crying “RACISM!” when called out after rumors surfaced of a potential Santa Ana statue (while never 100% confirmed).
Like most Bushes, he’s got the charisma of wall plaster, and likely maintains ties with infamous huckster Karl Rove. The Gay Old Party politburo (whose membership includes the Bush clan) keeps attempting to completely undo the Trump revolution, and wants to revert to a a Bush-era “invade the world, and invite the world” policy strategy nobody wants. In fact, they seem so desperate, they’ll try reviving the zombie Bush dynasty.
While we’re glad he has no chance of success bar outside intervention (we presently don’t know of any Bohemian Grove or Epstein Island involvement), we need to watch Pee bush closely and ensure there’s no scams he can successfully unveil. Other than a cursed surname and being a disgraced ex-Land Commissioner, our whipping boy has nothing going for him outside donor class money and possible Lincoln Project flirting.
All being said, it’ll require serious committment fruitfully running such a pointless endeavor. As a wise commentator once said “George Pee Bush: urine or your out.”
Rest assured, if Bush 3.0 tries to conceal perversions, hoaxes, or other assorted buffoonery on the campaign trail, y’alls truly at Current Revolt won’t hide it from you.
Besides, let’s remind you of the last time a Bush thought normal people actually wanted him. The one thing worth clapping over is the disappearance of the Bush cabal.
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