Traitor Pence Making Possible Campaign Stop at Dallas Church
Surprisingly, it's not Crystal Methodist Church
From the US House to the Church house, he unfailingly disappoints. This Sunday, disgraced ex-Vice President Mike Pence is speaking at First Baptist Dallas, turning a supposed house of God into a platform for Judas “Republicanism.” Considering the speculation surrounding a 2024 run against Trump, this might be a potential campaign event. However, the stop is allegedly just to hawk his new toilet paper book, So Help Me God.
Why would someone invite a man more universally hated than Brandon? Besides, his only accomplishments are castrating a religious liberty bill, and backstabbing Trump.
Anyhow, going on a book tour would be a great guise for a potential campaign, especially when you must rally certain GOP demographics to win come primary season. In Texas, Evangelicals compose a large voting bloc and are needed for victory here, as well as most of the Bible Belt; sadly, numerous churches are run by shills wanting a return to effeminate “muh principalz” platitudes, and are already compromised on some issues as it is.
For instance Pastor Robert Jeffress, leader of First Baptist Dallas and Pence’s host, is infamous for rejecting his congregation’s “Died Suddenly” vaccine exemptions. He was a proud supporter of heart attack shot mandates, never mind the dead babies utilized in their creation (he claims it is ok if the baby “was already aborted.”) With those sudden heart problems, pro-vaxx decree “Christians” are correctly called “holy rollers.”
Jeffress is not the only wolf in shepherd’s clothing; Evangelical leader Franklin Graham came out recently to dodge endorsing Trump, and praise Pence.
No matter how many sugar daddies Pence gets, he will never ride to victory (on his own); he has the charisma of wall plaster, and is hated by all. As 2008, 2012, and even the 2022 midterms proved, milquetoast moderates perform horribly and those still praising them cannot tell their butt from a gopher hole.
That said, there may be a nefarious strategy at play. With the amount of conservatives squabbling over Trump or Desantis, the establishment might select their own candidate to take advantage of this divide and win. While this plot gets more complicated with war monger, and Bushtard sugar baby John Bolton running in 2024, it could starve both Trump and Desantis of a chance to win outright.
Overall, those in the Dallas area should not give a penny (or half penny counting inflation) for this event, and must avoid it like monkeypox. If you must attend, at least protest. The reason establishment grifters like Pence, Abbott, and others feel comfortable continuing their careers here is because of the lack of Texas pushback, including when children get mutilated as a result.
Needless to say, fifth columnists like Pence and others deserve no respect, and must be treated as such.
However, if your kind but retarded friend decides to frequent the coming Pence visit and gets you a book, do not berate them; his book is not entirely unhelpful.
This had me laughing out loud! Great job! It's a skill to make me laugh when we have so many traitors in our midst. So many slimy characters in this article especially that Robert Jeffress. There's a ton of cadavers in his closet.