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Current Revolt's avatar

We must regulate iguanas and iguana ownership.

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Gary Smeltzer's avatar

I hope no one get their hands on a ghost iguana, I hear those are particularly nasty.

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Gordon Bombay's avatar

Rise from the dead?! preposterous!

Trust the science. Don’t believe these so-called Christians and their wild conspiracy theories.

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CJ Grisham, Esq.'s avatar

Iguanas have long been responsible for global warming, shooting Kurt Cobain and making it look like suicide, and placing an iceberg in the path of the Titanic. It's a huge international iguana conspiracy.

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Tex Rex's avatar

I bet they killed Harambe.

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CJ Grisham, Esq.'s avatar

There's an ongoing investigation, but leaks confirm it. They're also responsible for flat earth theory.

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Sara Legvold's avatar

I think this was a False Flag iguana attack to take our minds off what the GOPE Dems are up to at the convention.

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Marvelle Ditto's avatar

Excellent reporting! I hate iguanas!

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