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Current Revolt's avatar

We must regulate iguanas and iguana ownership.

Gary Smeltzer's avatar

I hope no one get their hands on a ghost iguana, I hear those are particularly nasty.

Gordon Bombay's avatar

Rise from the dead?! preposterous!

Trust the science. Don’t believe these so-called Christians and their wild conspiracy theories.

CJ Grisham, Esq.'s avatar

Iguanas have long been responsible for global warming, shooting Kurt Cobain and making it look like suicide, and placing an iceberg in the path of the Titanic. It's a huge international iguana conspiracy.

Tex Rex's avatar

I bet they killed Harambe.

CJ Grisham, Esq.'s avatar

There's an ongoing investigation, but leaks confirm it. They're also responsible for flat earth theory.

Sara Legvold's avatar

I think this was a False Flag iguana attack to take our minds off what the GOPE Dems are up to at the convention.

Marvelle Ditto's avatar

Excellent reporting! I hate iguanas!