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PSA: How to Diagnose Plantrustitus
If you or a loved one were exposed, you may be entitled to brain cell compensation
Over the years, y’alls truly at Current Revolt received many complaints about friends, relatives, and professed conservatives continuing to ignore subversion in Austin and local communities. Whether it be Abbott, the Legislature, Mayor, or County GOP officials, people keep believing that politicians are “doing the best they can,” and the only real threat is DC’s senile usurper.
After two years of study, analysis, and employing our triple-digit IQs, we finally diagnosed the illness plaguing communities: Plantrustitus.
For those wondering if loved ones are “positive”, we compile and explain the symptoms of Plantrustitus. Unfortunately, you do not need to be an avowed Qtard to get it, but if you are a true Rightist with some intellect, it will not be contagious to you.
“I ain’t hurting so who cares” Hyperindividualism
Perhaps the most blatant, many unfortunate encounters involve this trait. Most common in well-off carriers, this characteristic of Plantrustitus involves apathy toward actual problems ravaging Texas provided they are personally unaffected. A common name for said phenomenon is NIMBYism.
According to conservative volunteers trying to awaken people on today’s crises, this prodrome was quite rampant among upper-middle class baby boomers, spouting lines like:
“My livelihood wasn’t destroyed by lockdowns or vaccine mandates. It didn’t hurt ME.”
“My neighborhood is not crime-infested or travelled by illegal aliens (that I don’t hire); I trust Abbott’s plan.”
“I’m fine with new gun laws; just don’t touch mine.”
“It’s not my son or grandson’s genitals being mutilated, or my daughter or grandaughter’s breasts getting sawn off. Why should I care?”
Many young conservatives report deep disappointment, or even blackpilling from trying to speak sanity into these spongers. Just hear testimonies from former Bryan Slaton and Jeff Younger volunteers.
“Trusting the Plan” of Politicians and Influencers
Originating Plantrustitus’s name, patients display habits of trusting leaders repeatedly screwing them, or at least giving false hope. While the worst cases involve claiming JFK is returning any day to unleash the Kraken, reveal the Arizona audit results, and reinstall Trump with Elvis leading the inauguration, most are more subtle. Most Texan sufferers believe Abbott is the real Desantis, incumbent Texas Legislators stoically fight for constituents, and Reaganism will return any day eternally owning the libs.
Ironically, people believing they champion godly candidates really back incumbents supporting child mutilation, and who refused to abolish unborn infanticide (Pre-July); among the most Satanic activities imaginable. The worst part is (particularly with local and county GOP officials), they resist attempts at education.
Speaking of faith, conservatives should stop falling for every thinkable psyop. Many self-anointed “prophets” keep claiming (two years into the Brandon regime) Trump will suddenly reappear in the White House, and conservatives will win things again. Sadly, many follow them despite repeated false prophecies. All this makes Christian conservatives complacent and politically docile (similar activities have been done abroad), and gives the other side cause to mock us.
However, apathy and gullibility for Austin’s magic suits and claptraps are not the only super-spreaders of Plantrustitus.
Trusting Paper Totems to Save Them
Another major symptom of Plantrustitus is hallucinating that the Constitution (both US and Texan), by virtue of existing, will halt a Leftist takeover. As our pre-Christian ancestors trusted charms and totems to “protect” against maladies, so Plantrustitus patients trust the Constitution and our institutions alone to stop Neomarxist subverters, with petty lawyers as the new shamans.
The Constitution is an amazing document, but thinking it can physically stop anything is preposterous. Such nonsense is why Canadian truckers and Dutch farmers evidently possess more self-preservation than Americans. Knowing what globalist traitors can do in high places, they organize to combat them head-on, while Texans continue believing the establishment’s lies about their institutions and documents (by themselves) halting subversive activity.
Paper is powerless without human backup. Leftists noticed, infiltrated our institutions, and will destroy America forever unless real Rightists take action. They disregard courts and laws, with police routinely pardoning them while making conservatives political prisoners. Considering such occurrences, it is no wonder Leftists run riot, even ignoring the Supreme Court they once worshipped.
A popular coping mechanism of Plantrustitus patients is supporting the Convention of States, an ineffectual movement viewed as a “plan to trust.” What they fail to mention is state governments are usually just as subverted as the Federal government, and it would just create Congress 2.0 with more antics, resulting in no lasting change.
Though many are terminally ill (“you can’t fix stupid”), hope exists. The first step is convincing them Texan elected officials don’t care about Texas’s wellbeing, including those with a worthless magic “R” by their name. Assuming literacy, you already know we cover this only x+y×z number of times.
The second step is demonstrating state power must be utilized to pursue conservative policy, and crush the Left however possible, like Desantis does in Florida. Once the sufferer understands, he or she is recovered and redpillable.
Once the Right generally acknowledges said facts, the establishment will be obliterated, and conservatives will obtain full control. Remember, if you feel tempted to “trust the plan,” remind yourself of the enemy’s motive.
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