Texas-Registered Pillow Salesman Demands Amnesty
Check your MyPillows for cartel coke
Editorial by Tex Rex
In case you haven’t heard, many Texas Republicans are backstabbing their voters by trying to give a form of amnesty to millions of illegals, especially those involved in agriculture. Despite the fact that conservatives generally dislike this idea, GOP apparatchiks care more about ensuring donors get cheap slave-labor. Fun fact: this bill would’ve guaranteed amnesty to Mollie Tibbett’s killer, as he worked at a farm not using E-verify.
The latest so-called Texan to back amnesty is Minnesotan pillow salesman Mike Lindell. Despite running for Minnesota governor, he’s registered to vote in Angelina County, TX, and has never voted in a GOP Primary. His motive for this is unknown.
Despite Lindell’s conservative persona, he’s openly backed a proposal to give amnesty to illegals. His proposal is to provide a “temporary” amnesty, but as we all know, these things are never short-term.
The fact any Republican voters still support him after this shows how many have short memories. In 1986, Reagan passed a mass-amnesty of his own, backstabbing the voters giving him a landslide re-election victory, which later flipped California blue. In fact, Los Angeles County used to be a swing county until Reagan gave free citizenship to millions of border hordes.
Nevermind his middle finger to conservative voters, many in party leadership still worship Reagan as a political demigod. With a legacy of electoral coprophilia, it’s no wonder so many young Rightists are “Nixon-maxxing” instead.
To worsen matters, the original 1986 amnesty was infested with fraudsters, with document forgery rampant. Considering many Third Worlders’ culture of skulduggery, any and all amnesty proposals would open the floodgates for a “Camp of the Saints” variety invasion.
Needless to say, both Texas and Minnesota (who knows which Lindell considers his residence) would be turned dark blue if “MS-13 Mike’s” idea achieves praxis. A Lindell win in Minnesota’s GOP Primary would inevitably result in a Tim Walz re-election.
Granted, those still defending Lindell and other RINOs will claim that America will somehow magically dissolve if we refuse opening the gates to invaders. As we were reminded on July 4th, our country has lasted more than 250 years, a majority of which was without illegal aliens. We’ll do just fine without them.
