Texas Weather Modification - Hoax or Real?

We investigate.

Imagine you live in Arlington, Texas, and there is a vote on whether or not tax dollars should be used to subsidize a hideous, cheap-looking football stadium for the Dallas Cowboys.

Now, imagine you are standing in line to vote on Jerry Jones’ stadium stimulus package, and you see a blue-haired Democrat woman leaving the polls. You see she’s walking with her purple-haired friend. They are talking loudly, and you overhear her say:

“Why the F— should I care about the Dallas Cowboys, I live in Arlington!”

You might think to yourself, “Wow, I’m so glad she gets to vote on this and have her voice heard.”

This scenario is all too common in democracy, and Democrats are having one of these Democracy Moments in response to a slew of bills filed by Republicans to ban weather modification in Texas.

Democrats are saying weather modification is a conspiracy theory.

I don’t know how Democrats get their information, just to be totally honest. I assume they just believe whatever “experts” tell them. Experts such as the expert debater, Sleepy Joe Brandon.

Our team of investigative frogs decided to look into the Democrat’s denial of weather control from the current occupant of the White House, the unattached-ear version of the alleged President.

First, we searched for three terms: Texas, Weather, and Modification.

You’ll notice the first link is the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation, where you can learn about the state’s weather modification program, which began with the Texas Weather Modification Act of 1967.

Again, it’s the first result in a Google search.

Even Bill Gates and his crazy weather-controllin’-ass has his search engine BING list TDLR as the first result.

I didn’t check with Ask Jeeves. Actually, that could possibly be the Democrat’s issue— are they using Ask Jeeves? Just thinking out loud.

Once you land on the TDLR page, you can buy a permit or even an expensive license to modify the weather in Texas.

A permit is only $100!

So is it happening or not? Are we allowed to know what exactly is going on here? Who truly understands the effects of what they are doing by spraying these chemicals and whatever else this “modification” entails?

A peek behind the curtain of the kind of “science” that runs this country was given yesterday. Experts say they “identified” a toxic compound found in the drinking water of over 100 million Americans, and “scientists do not yet know whether the byproduct is dangerous.”

When you read about it, you see this is the first time they’ve actually bothered looking for these compounds in the water in the first place, despite suspecting these compounds were both present and harmful. These compounds are currently totally unregulated at any level. The sky is the limit, and it’s all very scientific.

If you were to confront a Weather Modification Denying Democrat and present them with your new Permit to Modify Texas Weather with the State seal on it, they would smoothly pivot to being even more of an “expert’ by pretending to know the particulars of “cloud seeding” and its evolution over the last 70 years.

They don’t know anything, but thankfully they couldn’t even figure out how to vote on Election Day.

Democrats say they are the Party of Science and that two men can have a baby. You have to assume their next play will be “weather modification isn’t real, but it’s also real and harmless.”

It’s very... what’s the word?

I’m glad our Representatives and Senators might have a chance to debate this issue and vote on it. I want to learn more about this and possibly get a permit myself. Did you know man-made rain events are still an act of God under the law? There’s real potential for a side hustle to defraud insurance companies, but that’s still my backup plan at the moment.

I still plan on going pro when Republicans legalize gambling in Texas.

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