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Fra Raymond's avatar

This is great, thank you!

My favorite line was "Democrats cast about 100,000 more votes than Republicans, a margin roughly equal to one week of illegal immigration in 2021." Brutal :-)

Autumn's avatar

I'm so excited for Don Huffines to DOGE Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antonio!!

ddj's avatar

Funniest email ever. I'm still giggling, too, that Don Huffines won. We are in good hands. Still giggling over, "Sid is a decorated veteran of the Meme Wars". I don't think there's a chance that Steve Toth will turn gay, but criminy, I do believe we need to support Israel. Sure, they aren't perfect, but neither are we.

Hunter Bonner's avatar

Hey Tommy. Why do you associate "gay" with Israel? Seems like you are showing a very narrow, or lack of, knowledge scope on our Middle East ally and their importance and how that affects American interests.

Hunter Bonner's avatar

Oh yes. That must be it.

What else you got?

Gordon Bombay's avatar

What else do you need? If homosexuality is part of the Jewish tradition and Israel is a Jewish state then it’s “gay”.

Hunter Bonner's avatar

First, you went digging back to 2015 which is lame. Also, Haaretz is pretty left leaning.

Second, homosexuality is in no way part of the Jewish tradition. I think the Torah makes it clear.

Are there Jewish people who are gay? Sure. But there are gay people of all sorts in all countries. By your logic, the entire planet is gay.

Gordon Bombay's avatar

So is it your claim that Israel is not “gay” and homosexuality is not part of the Jewish tradition?

Chuck Sneed's avatar

There is a fruity element in Israel to be sure, but I think Paine is referring to how American politicians are "gay for" Israel. Like over $3 billion a year? Are they horny?