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Did Mary’s pansexual urges kick in when she was visiting the cows? Many people are asking.

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…asking for a friend. ;)

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Jul 19, 2023Liked by Current Revolt

You idiots! Everyone knows that pansexual is a sexual attraction to pans. Frying pans, sautée pans and peak prowess when watching Peter Pan. (With or without kids remains unknown).

The picture in this article raises more important health issues however. Does Jason Von have Sleep Apnea? Was this part of the Log Cabin Sleepover Series? We're glad to see the CPAP machine being utilized and hope he/she/shim continues treatment.

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Looks like a little less fine dining might make her attractive enough that she could just be straight, instead of pretending to be “pansexual” to explain why men won’t date her.

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I was going to look up pansexual but I don’t want it on my computer either.

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Yes but you forgot the most important part of the story and that is she ain’t so fine whatsoever

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Jul 19, 2023Liked by Current Revolt

Are you sure she's not a dude?

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That’s a good point. You can never be sure in todays age.

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Did I read this right? Instead of spending the $6,600 a month she gets in Per Diem during the session…. She charged her hotel expenses to her campaign as “travel out of district”? So….. she just pockets the per diem and spends her DONORS dollars instead? It may be legal…. But is it moral? Is this a common practice among elected officials?

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