Dade Phelan [R-21] has been selected as Speaker of the Texas House by his peers in a secret backroom vote by the Texas House Republican Caucus.

The vote, 78-6, is an ominous sign for Texans who worry that destroying the country’s economy and grooming all the children for sex is a bad thing.

Phelan’s first tenure as speaker has been marred by record levels of human trafficking in Texas, and pedophilia becoming normalized and popularized from the coffee house to the school house.

Phelan has stated he will be putting Democrats in charge of important legislative committees once again despite 81% of Republican voters supporting the end of the insane practice in last year’s primary election.

The two most likely outcomes of this session are:

• House members will do very little work, get drunk, and have sex with hookers or each other.

• The Phelan Caucus will use the Democrats and the Democrat committee chair spectacle as a distraction to pass tyrannical screw jobs into law (remember HB3?)

Both of these can happen at the same time.

Personally, I hope that one of Phelan’s sons gets turned into a tranny by this sick culture. Even though it means sacrificing a child’s future to a satanic depopulation agenda, it may be the only thing that can push Phelan to the right. This is what happened with Elon Musk, actually.

Apparently none of these incumbents can ever be defeated in an election. Despite suspending the constitution in 2020 and overseeing the decline of everyone’s standard of living, the voting machines keep re-electing them.

We really need help.

Like big help.