Rep. Jar Jar Crockett Spreads BlueAnon Conspiracies About J6

Millions of brain cells cried out in terror when she spoke

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Monday commemorated the anniversary of January 6th, 2021—the day when pro-Trump patriots petitioned their government in Washington DC for a redress of grievances surrounding 81 million Democrat votes that mysteriously vanished the moment people started taking election cheating seriously. Many enjoyed seeing these protests until PBS said it was racist.

In the end, mostly peaceful protestors were kidnapped by the FBI as political prisoners, Ashli Babbit was murdered by Michael Byrd, and many Texans continue to be victimized by the FBI to this day. Trump, who easily won the popular vote in the presidential election, has promised to pardon ALL J6 prisoners.

Imagine calling this a terrorist.

Reaction to J6 was the same across the Leftist spectrum: from your average Neomarxist Democrat precinct chair, all the way to famous news media personalities (the original paid influencers.) Democrats milked J6 for all its worth, using it as political and legal ammunition to target patriots. However, exercising the right to say an election is fake and maybe lightly molest a podium should never result in a government persecuting its own people. These witch hunts have fueled the fire for Leftist internet conspiracies around Trump and J6 to spread, saying J6 was a coup to establish a theocracy based on racism, or whatever. The BlueAnon movement, an extremist faction of those with Trump Derangement Syndrome, continue to falsely claim without evidence that J6 was real.

Jasmine Crockett, a Dallas Democrat in Congress, has been Texas’s main BlueAnon mascot for some time, constantly popularizing conspiracy theories about Trump—both before and after Democrats attempted to assassinate the future President. Recently, When Congress certified Trump as the 47th President as prescribed by the US Constitution, the Dallas Democrat continued to say that Trump and “violent” forces were threatening democracy.

We can both agree it’s great the election could be certified without a Democrat killing the President-elect. Our country is truly making progress. Crockett continued:

“We will not allow the American people - and our own colleagues - to forget what our country experienced four years ago, or deny the threat that Donald Trump and his far-right militia allies continue to pose to our democracy.”

It’s a fact Biden/Harris and their allies are not a threat to our democracy. That’s because there are so few of them.

However some Democrats, like Crockett, have to be watched closely. Not only did she spread unsubstantiated conspiracy theories claiming Trump wasn’t the assassin’s target, she ended up doubling down on withdrawing Trump’s secret service protection.

If George Santos can be expelled from Congress for financial shenanigans (editor‘s note: I thought it was for being gay?) shouldn’t Crockett be expelled for her suspicious attitude and rhetoric toward murderers like Michael Byrd and the forgotten losers who tried to kill Trump?

Here’s the deal—this person talks like this.

Word Salad Democrats are a threat to my democracy, but thankfully the threat level is low due to democracy being rigged against people who can’t talk.

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It’s not even believable, quite frankly. But then again, neither was the 2020 election or the J6 hoax. That’s just how politics goes.