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This is so stupid and pointless. Don't these people read the news? We have access to completely unhackable computers in our elections department. They are always telling us about these super safe computers, and how they are even more invulnerable than our Pentagon computers.

All these dimwits need to do is borrow the electronic voting machines, and do their business on those. Then, they will never be hacked. China and Iran, weep. You have been thwarted!

Also, I've heard that our Elections Administrator is an electronics expert. He is always telling us about these machines, and how impenetrable they are., and how he knows all about it, and how stupid anyone is who questions anything. So, he can be Tarrant county's electronics advice expert.

Our EA is obviously the expert. He doesn't even charge that much.

For that matter, maybe the Pentagon should hire him. And borrow the electronic voting machines that we don't lend to Tarrant county, because then our Pentagon would be unhackable too.

You know, don't be an unhackability denier!

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Maybe it was a DEI incident.

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