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Texas or Ukraine: Whose Border Does Your Congressman Protect?
Sadly, many don't pick the obvious answer
While anyone with an IQ above sea level, from Elon Musk to y’alls truly at Current Revolt, is worried about the continuing destruction of our southern border, certain grifters claim there’s a more important border to protect: Ukraine’s. Yes, despite the endless deluge of cartels, rapists, welfare leeches, illiterates, and others imported en masse by the Brandon Occupation Government (BOG), many activists and officials think it is superior to risk a nuclear war with Russia than to ensure Texan’s safety.
An ignominious example is GOP for Ukraine, a band of McCain clones with messiah complexes, and dementia patients who think the Cold War never ended. The aforementioned moaning circle thinks America exists to be a welfare office for Ukraine (never mind our chronic ills at home), regularly stopping just short of demanding World War III. In a nutshell, they fancy themselves the Ukrainian equivalent of AIPAC.
After extra digging, we learned they were another astroturfed clique for a malicious cause. According to facts, GOP for Ukraine is a front for a NeverTrump “Republican” group called Defending Democracy Together, whose name is code for legalizing ballot stuffing, jailing Trump, restarting endless US “nation-building” (which George Washington condemned in his Farewell Address), and promoting sodomy worldwide.
After downing enough whiskey to make a humpback hungover, your humble correspondent finally developed the wherewithal to go through their website, finding a “report card” in the process. While reading, one thing sticks out: it’s only Republicans listed in this “scorecard;” though puzzling at first, the matter is understandable as it’s known Democrats mentally masturbate to Zelensky.
As you’ll observe below, Rep. Dan Crenshaw, Tony Gonzalez, and others are praised, while those at least pretending to be patriotic are attacked as “anti-Ukraine.” Bottom line: if this list calls them “excellent” or “okay,” they’re likely the opposite.
For the sake of length and sanity, we’ll cover the highlights of who’s featured and where they rank, complete with our verdicts. Now, let’s see which Texans are America First, and which aren’t.
Crenshaw is already the most infamous NeoCon representing Texas Republicans. He’s categorized as “excellent” by GOP for Ukraine, thanks to his habitual war-mongering and pathological tone-deafness.
Previously implied, Ukraine isn’t the only issue Crenshaw flops on. He’s already infamous for attacking the Second Amendment, demanding a national vaccine database, blaspheming Jesus Christ’s existence, and allegedly fighting to keep an innocent Navy SEAL behind bars.
VERDICT: CONFIRMED SHILL
Bashed as “anti-Ukraine,” Rep. Keith Self has one of the best records of those listed. Known for courageously voting against Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s nomination (although he did not vote yesterday to remove McCarthy as House Speaker), Self prolonged his policy-winning streak by voting against infinity welfare for a nation oceans away, and fighting to finally lockdown the southern border. Keep it up, Keith!
VERDICT: AMONG TEXAS’S BEST
Awarded “B” status by GOP for Ukraine for breaking rank on merely one Ukraine bill, Granger proves her allegiance to the globalists time and time again. The Fort Worth-area Congresswoman, infamous for being amidst Biden’s early cheerleaders, is also known for facilitating America’s third-world invasion by backing DACA, ensuring invaders and anchor bastards are forever stationed within Texas and the United States at-large. While implicitly rooting for our border’s destruction, she’s quick to kvetch over Ukraine’s.
Needless to say, we all acknowledge what party she belongs in.
VERDICT: HOW WAS SHE ELECTED?
Declared “Excellent” by the pro-nuclear war with Russia lobby, Gonzalez will babble on about the sanctity of borders… excluding America’s. Though backpedaling during Elon Musk’s visit to his district in Eagle Pass, Gonzalez advocated open borders until it became politically suicidal.
Such blathering and flip-flopping considered, it’s truly no wonder the Texas GOP censured him.
VERDICT: HUMAN EBOLA
Beth Van Duyne
Given an “F” by GOP for Ukraine, former Irving mayor, Trump official, and now Congresswoman Beth Van Duyne hasn’t backed down from being America First. Van Duyne refuses to capitulate on mass-immigration, and affirms the need to focus on building up our own land instead of nannying the entire world.
Gaining renown as a social and cultural conservative during her tenure as Irving mayor, it’s relieving she hasn't compromised on these issues either, demonstrating she still opposes the third-worldification of Texas and America generally.
VERDICT: MIGHTY FINE
While doing the bare minimum of things required to be “anti-Ukraine,” he still acquired the contempt of warmongers, to whom only fully bending over is accepted.
This issue alone doesn't make Burgess a star congressman, in light of his backing clot shot databases, and voting alongside AOC to lower the voting age to sixteen.
However, while we crave the chance to rub ideological delinquents in the dirt, we’re willing to hat tip when they do something right. While a controversial, post-Paxton impeachment primary season may be coming up, along with Trump on the primary ballot, Burgess might know he’ll need to shift rightward to maintain his seat. Nevertheless, kudos for angering Crenshaw fangirls.
VERDICT: “A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY”
Hopefully, these highlights were informative. While you should express zero tolerance for Ukraine Firsters, show a little pity to their rank-and-file idolaters. I mean, it must suck having no rational arguments for prioritizing the world’s largest money pit while Texas gets the Camp of the Saints treatment.
Overall, it’s worse when not just the general public hates your schemes, but America’s biggest brothel won’t unanimously support them either. Some hoaxes really are that obvious.
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