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A highly trained team of Big Booty Latinas have been dispatched throughout Texas to seduce and conquer strong Republican activists so it's no surprise that they have begun to cut out the middle man and go straight to the lawmakers. Stay strong melanin-lacking fellas. You are not free salsa & chips. You are queso & guacamole!

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Need to get Alex Stein, Texas’ resident BBL expert, on the case STAT!

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Tommy Oliver, Gordon Bombay

"How can Dems organize if Republicans are seducing all the Hispanic women?" They can't, that's the beauty of the bleach offensive Senator Schwertner is leading. I rate this one based and colonizer pilled.

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Why is there always a power/influence disparity? 🤦🏼‍♀️ a state senator with a house rep, a senior house rep with a candidate turned freshman, etcetera. Not only does this behavior fly in the face of the purported party values (not to mention the purported values of the politicians in question) but it’s tantamount to sexual harassment or at least quid pro quo, on top of it.

Insert “this is fine” dumpster GIF here 🤦🏼‍♀️

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They are definitely "on top of it" .

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Keep exposing the RATS and the hypocrites who play with them.

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It’s not that Chucky banged a Dem, it’s the Dem who banged a Republican and that’s enough to not get her re-elected.

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The question arises again. Is he really a Republican or just another unelectable Dem in Republican drag? We have too many like that in the R Party right now.

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Yes Sara, many of these Texas Republicans would be running as Democrats if they lived in California.

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