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Austin Cops Flee After Ghetto Insurrection
The scene captures Austin "drifting" into chaos.
Across Texas, Austin is known for three “H’s”: hipsters, homos, and hobos. After a wacky riot scene just outside of downtown over the weekend, many people are saying it now needs an “A” for anarchist. But does one Republican already have a solution?
A few nights ago, hooligan youths held a “drifting” event in the Barton Springs area of Austin. As shown in the following video, police retreat from a wild mob as they launch fireworks towards them. This is, as they say, “SAD!”
Despite Austin’s cool demeanor in hosting the most whites with dreadlocks per capita, crime and general wilin’ out is on the rise. Border invaders, California hipsters, and hooligan youths are flooding Texas and settling in libtard-occupied Austin, so scenes like this will become more frequent without immediate action. Demographics really is destiny.
Many people say the illegal gathering was incited by a group called “ATX Underground.” While we don’t know if the officers involved requested backup, the lack of force used tells enterprising subversives that extreme misbehavior goes unpunished. We’re unsurprised at this turn of events, considering the last guy who shot someone in obvious self-defense was indicted for “murder” (Abbott still hasn’t pardoned him).
For those presently wondering what drifting is (or at least Austin’s drifting scene), it’s this.
It was so much fun that a few young chaps even lit themselves on fire.
With retreating cops, Neomarxist DA’s, and statewide officials too spineless to crack down on this insurrection, Austin’s decline into Portland 2.0 seems inevitable. Fortunately, one man has a solution.
Before these happenings, visionary State Rep. Jared Patterson (R-Frisco) saw the city’s incompetence regarding self-management, and proposed a practical solution: Abolish Austin. With HB 714, the city would be transitioned to a “District of Austin” under Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, and the Texas House Speaker (currently Dade Phelan). His other plan, HJR 50, would put Austin under a governing board appointed by the Texas Legislature to institute sane policies because Austinites are too idiotic to run a city.
As a result, Austin will finally be held accountable for originating the libtard cancer killing Texas, and being a beachhead for Marxist insurrection attempts. Yes, the Texan Legislature is at best center-right, but literally anyone can govern more competently than Austin’s current leadership (a monkey with an AK47 and a sharpie taped to its hands could run the city more competently.)
Positively, these moves demonstrate conservatives are finally willing to use state power in crushing subverters. Historically, self-proclaimed rightists were hesitant to use governmental authority to protect their state from those corrupting society, even to point of letting stochastic pedophiles roam schools because “muh small government.” With more realizing this is a failing strategy, we’re pulling all the stops to guarantee Texas stays red, and hopefully starts acting red. If Dallas passes its “abortion sanctuary” resolution, we can create a “District of Dallas” too.
Hats off to Rep. Patterson; he already has more fortitude than 90% of the Texas House.
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