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DFW Woman Has Hysteric Rant On Flight
It's unclear what caused the odd rant.
A few days ago, passengers on a flight at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport got some unexpected in-flight entertainment when a woman randomly freaked out and demanded to be let off the plane. She claimed a fellow traveler next to her was not real.
"I'm telling you, I'm getting the f--k off and the reason why I'm getting the f--k off," the woman shouted in front of dozens of passengers as she walked down the aisle toward the front of the plane. "And everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don't give two f--ks. But I am telling you right now, that motherf--ker back there is not real," she added as she pointed to the rear of the plane.
Some bewildered passengers, including the person filming, turned around to see who or what the woman was referring to. "You can sit on this plane and you can f--king die with them or not. I'm not going to," she added. One passenger is heard responding "bye" to the woman.
It's unclear if the woman, who has yet to be identified, was arrested following the expletive-laden outburst. In an emailed statement, an American Airlines spokesperson said the flight from Dallas-Fort Worth to Orlando was forced to return to the gate due to the woman's disruption.
"The flight was met at the gate by local law enforcement and the customer was removed from the flight," the statement read. "Safety and security are our top priorities, and we thank our customers for their understanding and our team members for their professionalism in managing a difficult situation."
We’ve heard multiple guesses regarding what provoked her outburst, ranging from drunkenness, to opioids, to even shapeshifting reptoids. After utilizing our triple-digit IQs, we developed four hypotheses:
She dropped acid before the flight. Dallas’s Soros DA is notoriously lax on druggies.
She watched They Live too many times.
The lizard man from our 4/07/2023 Many People Are Saying report was on the flight.
Illegal aliens “of the third kind” are also getting taxpayer-funded flights and other free stuff.
All that said, nothing has been confirmed. What’s most shocking is there’s many defending the pictured woman; the paranoia is understandable as we live in a world ran by hoaxers and con-artists.
An unasked question still remains: how is anyone surprised by this incident? American Airlines has a history of promoting mental illness, and the mannerisms associated with it. When you spend years promoting insanity, don’t be shocked when the insane try to abuse your services. How is this hard to comprehend?
We have no clue who this woman is, or what she’s normally like. If this bizarre behavior is usual for her, she might need an intervention like this one.
If you know who this woman is, DM us. We’d love to chat with her.
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