Sunday Summary (4/14/24)

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Current Revolt

Apr 14, 2024

Welcome to the Sunday Summary. Catch up on the latest and greatest in Texas politics with our top articles this week.

This week’s comic is from Tommy Oliver:

Invasioneering Feds Allow Immigrants to Identify as X-Men!

Tommy Oliver

April 8, 2024

Invasioneering Feds Allow Immigrants to Identify as X-Men!

The most important discovery since the initial publication of the chart of the electromagnetic spectrum has been the very recent discovery that male and female are only two gender options out of trillions and possibly more. The Feds have applied this leading science to their Replacement Migration Project—making the project to replace Texans with whomever…

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Collin County Drama Roundup

Current Revolt

April 9, 2024

Collin County has been a source of much drama lately, unsurprising to anyone who has followed Texas politics long enough. Plano City Council Asks Planning and Zoning Commissioner to Resign (small update) On Friday, we published the following recorded audio of a conversation between Planning and Zoning Commissioner Bill Lisle and Plano City Council Member …

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Checking in on Texas Democrats

Tommy Oliver

April 10, 2024

The track pants of undocumented Democrats crossing the border came swishing to a halt for 4 minutes on Monday, as God blessed Texas with an epic total eclipse. The sun accomplished what Greg Abbott could not—stop the flow of migrants for 4 minutes! Could this latest wave of gimmigrants claim asylum based on a lack of eclipse opportunities in their home c…

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Gimmigrants Stage Armed Robbery to Secure Benefits

Current Revolt

April 11, 2024

Gimmigrants Stage Armed Robbery to Secure Benefits

There’s seemingly no end to the horde of gimmigrants (gimme-immigrants who ask for handouts) crossing the border with a sad story. After paying the cartels to cross through Mexico, it’s unsurprising that these gimmigrants are willing to commit all sorts of fraud and scams in order to stay here.

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Many People Are Saying (4/12/24)

Current Revolt

April 12, 2024

Welcome to “Many People Are Saying,” our once a week paid-subscriber article where we feature rumors we’re hearing, inside gossip in the political world, and projects and pieces we’re working on that we haven’t published yet. This week: Brent Hagenbuch accuses Current Revolt of being mean to his staff!

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Sunday Summary (4/14/24)

The Texas Newspaper of Record

Invasioneering Feds Allow Immigrants to Identify as X-Men!

Collin County Drama Roundup

Checking in on Texas Democrats

Gimmigrants Stage Armed Robbery to Secure Benefits

Many People Are Saying (4/12/24)

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