Sunday Summary (4/7/24)
The Texas Newspaper of Record
Welcome to the Sunday Summary. Catch up on the latest and greatest in Texas politics with our top articles this week.
This week’s comic is from Tommy Oliver:
Top Stories from Last Week (GIMMIGRANT EDITION):
Gimmigrant Insurrectionists RELEASED by El Paso Judge
Not even a violent insurrection can keep horny Venezuelan men imprisoned for more than a few hours in supposedly conservative Texas. Remember Operation Lone Star? Lol, it was like a bazillion dollars or something. El Paso Times: An El Paso magistrate judge on Easter Sunday ordered the release of migrants accused in a "border riot" when a stampede overwhe…
Gimmigrants Feel Inflation as DACA Price Up 22%
People of color—especially illegal colors—are being disproportionately impacted by the federal government’s move to increase prices for illegal aliens wishing to purchase another two years of unlawful presence in the United States. Ideally, we would just deport them. However, you have to give the Feds credit, using them as an ATM machine is kind of funn…
Phelan Got $10k From Pro-LGBTQP Teacher PAC
Whether promoting Democrat Chairs, not voting on bills people actually want, getting excommunicated by the Texas GOP, or being called a “c**k sucker” by one of his own allies, Speaker Phelan proves to be a disappointment. Disturbingly, new developments have occurred. This election cycle, Phelan
The City of Plano is mad about this one:
Many People Are Saying (4/5/24)
Welcome to “Many People Are Saying,” our once a week paid-subscriber article where we feature rumors we’re hearing, inside gossip in the political world, and projects and pieces we’re working on that we haven’t published yet. This week: Audio recordings reveal Plano City Council asking a commissioner to resign because he asked the wrong questions?