Westboro Baptist Church Coming to Texas

Aren't they from Kansas?

The infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is making several stops in the Dallas-Fort Worth suburb of Carrollton to protest what they call “church businesses.”

Notable for making “God Hates Fags” and “Thank God For Dead Soldiers” signs, they’re bound to make zero converts.

As the Texas newspaper of record and a leading voice on the center-right, these actions are abhorrent to us. These dummies are truly extremists, and don’t belong in Texas. While we understand their comprehensible concerns about America’s “homofication,” their solutions are ridiculous.

While these partisans want full-throttle homocaust, the center-right only wants common sense gayness control—back in the closet and (most importantly) away from children. We know what results from deviants influencing society, including new STDs, corporations sponsoring their fetishes, getting the Texas House to dedicate Valentine’s Day to them, and worst of all indoctrinating children into perverse lifestyles.

This small church is too extreme for our taste. The optics here is terrible.

Sure, most Texans agree with these things, but it’s incredibly impolite to say out loud.

Texans are a polite people and we reject these agitators bringing their unfiltered Kansas attitude into our state.