Rep. Crenshaw Vows to Murder Tucker Carlson
"If I ever meet him, I'll f*cking kill him"
In his latest public blowout, Congressman Dan Crenshaw launched into yet another mini-tirade, this time threatening to murder Right-wing commentator Tucker Carlson.
When later questioned on this statement, Rep. Crenshaw gaslighted his followers by denying what you watched above ever happened.
What exactly animated Crenshaw’s tangent is unknown. However, judging by his policy positions and past internet mood swings, the motive likely involves Carlson’s refusal to worship Ukraine, and risk nuclear war with Russia.
To be fair, Crenshaw doesn’t totally have the right to call others the “worst” people. Crenshaw has a long history of tantrums, petty outbursts, and overall terrible actions. At one point, he allegedly demanded an innocent Navy SEAL be locked behind bars on unproven charges.
In other past antics, he assaulted Right-leaning comedian Alex Stein, and even some journalists who questioned him about policy decisions.
Years ago, Crenshaw was even caught paying his wife’s employer using campaign funds. It appears he generally has no concept of decency or morality of any kind.
Crenshaw once sided with Democrats on creating vaccine databases, removing Southern monuments, and even attacking the Second Amendment. In fact, he was even caught on camera verbally abusing a young girl after she confronted him about his calling Jesus Christ a “fictional character.”
The fact he was re-elected in 2024, considering the aforementioned conduct, proves that our graph predicting primary voter decision-making has a 100% accuracy rating.
Anyway, in light of his tendency to always blow up when asked sincere questions, many people are asking what Crenshaw has to hide.
I’ve never seen a congress person post so many Ls and still get elected.
Oh man… Tex, you’re next! Have Tony’s security chief call, we’ll be happy to show you some Judy-Jitsu…